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As a suggestion for a new career path, my mother sent me an e-mail about an "Animal Communication" workshop. Okay, I think. I'm good with animals! I could work with them. Let's check this out.

Here is what I find on the website:


DAY ONE: Saturday

Participants will learn the essentials of telepathic communication, and how to reawaken this inherent ability in all of us. They will acquire skills that will prove invaluable during their personal encounters with animals and add a new dimension to each participant’s life. They will leave with tools to improve the lives of countless beings that share this earth.

Topics include:
Practice exercises on how to relax and quiet the mind.
Learn how to "listen" with the heart.
Send and receive information telepathically with other participants.
Communicate with animals telepathically (in person).




...
Yep. That's my mom.

D: D: D:

May. 4th, 2009 05:11 pm
red_eft: Dana Scully looking at a computer (Default)
so my mother just sent me an e-mail about how the swine flu is an Illuminati/Zionist One World Government conspiracy...? Which. Um. I think(hope) she's just buying into it because it was sent by one of her new age-y "We create our own reality (with our FEELINGS!)" The Secret obsessed new bffs, and that she's actually ignorant of the dog-whistle there, but. MOM. NO. noooooooo.

(she is not a stupid person dammit what happened to her critical thinking skills auuuuugh)

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