[family] oh, mom.

[red_eft]

As a suggestion for a new career path, my mother sent me an e-mail about an "Animal Communication" workshop. Okay, I think. I'm good with animals! I could work with them. Let's check this out.

Here is what I find on the website:

DAY ONE: Saturday

Participants will learn the essentials of telepathic communication, and how to reawaken this inherent ability in all of us. They will acquire skills that will prove invaluable during their personal encounters with animals and add a new dimension to each participant’s life. They will leave with tools to improve the lives of countless beings that share this earth.

Topics include:
Practice exercises on how to relax and quiet the mind.
Learn how to "listen" with the heart.
Send and receive information telepathically with other participants.
Communicate with animals telepathically (in person).

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Yep. That's my mom.

Comments

[ratcreature]

"..." indeed. I had expected it would be useful things like "how to communicate to your client's cat that it should not revenge-pee on their human's pillow" only of course half of that would be getting the client to change their own behavior that causes trouble while making it seem like you train the animal or something.