Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug.

so my mother just sent me an e-mail about how the swine flu is an Illuminati/Zionist One World Government conspiracy...? Which. Um. I think(hope) she's just buying into it because it was sent by one of her new age-y "We create our own reality (with our FEELINGS!)" The Secret obsessed new bffs, and that she's actually ignorant of the dog-whistle there, but. MOM. NO. noooooooo.

(she is not a stupid person dammit what happened to her critical thinking skills auuuuugh)